You give us road trip? We give you Mad Libs.

We've made it to Duluth. We've been to the Mayor's Reception. We've done an interview with KDLH TV News. We've got tech tomorrow for Ex-Gays at the Duluth Play Ground. But most importantly, we've done mad-libs.

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Road Trip:Last summer for a vacation, my dad drove us to Camp Str8 n Arrow. Our car is a 1969 Sedan with 3 doors and a rock hard motor. We started out at sunrise. My mom and dad spent all night lubricating the house and frosting the car so we could get an early start. My dad took his golf cakes and my mom took her tennis Ricky's hose. I took my dog, Pastor Brian. The dog and I and my little insatiable sister sat in the back. My dad was the driver, and as he came out of the driveway he ran into a nipple and dented a fallopian tube. My mom said, “Why don’t you pay attention and watch where you are high fiving?” After 35 hours, we stopped to fornicate at a condom. The condom was horrible, and this got my dad crafting again. After driving slickly in this manner for two days, we finally arrived here and have been having a really blue time.